Date Purchased: 2004
Purchased from: Adelaide
Rating: 6/10
Reviewed by: Shane (drunk by Anthony)

Pineapple with young coconut. Or coconut with young pineapple, one of the two. This thing about this drink is that Anthony will drink young coconut and anything then tell you it was the greatest drink ever in the history of drinks. His review goes a little like this: it was great, pineapply and with coconut! Excellent!

I assume he meant something like 8 or 9 out of 10 but I knocked it down to 6 because all he reviews are coconut drinks, plus i'm a bastard and I felt like it.

Date Purchased: 2004
Purchased from: Burlington
Rating: 8/10
Reviewed by: Shane

You know what's great? Aloe drinks. Why don't more westerners drink aloe drinks, I wonder? That smooth, velvety texture; the range of flavours; the agreeable price - how can you not be attracted to this beverage? Well it's easy; the majority of fat, burger eating westerners are addicted to processed sugars and caramel colorings - while the minority lack wit greenies will drink, eat and snort anything that isn't 'mainstream'. While this may include aloe it's only because no-one else drinks it. To make things worse, once 'alternatives' grasp something in their work-shy hands it becomes unattractive to the rest of society through some weird auto-stigma that latches onto anything they find cool. Except beads. Fucking beads. Or gourds painted to look like people.

Anyhow, until we can buy Coke Aloe with Lime, I think this very inoffensive and enjoyable drink is destined for a lonely existence. Well, amongst westerners anyway. Why is it that most of our drinks suck? A question for a future post.

Hey Song

Date Purchased: 2004

Purchased from: Any Chinatown. In this case, Fortitude Valley.

Rating: 8.5/10

Reviewed by: Shane

It's imported Sarspa-fucking-rilla, hooray, and pretty good too. It's a touch soft, without the bite of some harder core sarsparilla, but who gives a shit. Easy to drink, refreshing, tasty; everything a good drink should be. Now fuck off.

Anything

Date Purchased: 2007
Purchased from: Singapore (to be precise :D)
Rating: 7/10
Reviewed by: Shane

Tastes like lemonade. My sister grabbed this and another similar while she was in Singapore. I think the other one was called Whatever; but I appear to have misplaced it. Apparently each can has a different flavour taken from a pool of 3 or different flavours, so next time you ask a mate what he wants to drink and he replies 'Anything', give him Anything.