Date Purchased: 2004
Purchased from: Burlington
Rating: 8/10
Reviewed by: Shane

You know what's great? Aloe drinks. Why don't more westerners drink aloe drinks, I wonder? That smooth, velvety texture; the range of flavours; the agreeable price - how can you not be attracted to this beverage? Well it's easy; the majority of fat, burger eating westerners are addicted to processed sugars and caramel colorings - while the minority lack wit greenies will drink, eat and snort anything that isn't 'mainstream'. While this may include aloe it's only because no-one else drinks it. To make things worse, once 'alternatives' grasp something in their work-shy hands it becomes unattractive to the rest of society through some weird auto-stigma that latches onto anything they find cool. Except beads. Fucking beads. Or gourds painted to look like people.

Anyhow, until we can buy Coke Aloe with Lime, I think this very inoffensive and enjoyable drink is destined for a lonely existence. Well, amongst westerners anyway. Why is it that most of our drinks suck? A question for a future post.